Have you ever been awakened by your husband wearing nothing but a towel and...wait for it...skunk smell?? That's right ladies--you may commence drooling. I cannot describe really what that is like--I'm not sure what hit me first...the stench or the insistent "Kelly, Kelly" of Chris as he tried hard not to touch anything but still wake me up after being sprayed by a skunk on his run this morning. He apparently scared the little fella while on the cart path of the nearby golf course running his legs off (it was supposed to be a 16 mile run in preparation for the November marathon in San Antonio--it became a 2 mile short stinker).
So I did what any good wife would do--looked on the internet for a solution, literally, that would take away the obnoxiousness. Turns out, you need three things...baking soda, hydrogen peroxide, and liquid dish soap. Things that should be around the house. Of course, I only had the dish soap and not enough baking soda, so I then had to make a trip to Kroger (the convenient store was not so conveniently closed at 6am!) to pick up "the remedy" looking lovely myself I might add. Thankfully, it worked and we even made it to church sans smell--all I can say is: Thank goodness for the internet.



1 comments:
Okay, pretty much the funniest, most unexpected story ever. I am laughing out loud, girl.
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